Some korean dude from new jersey called me up today. He was concerned about me not having anti virus software. I was like "you don't need to have that." He's like, "you get online you have to have it." I was like "no you don't, I go online and I don't have it."

Then I had some fun with him for about a half an hour. The best part was when I let him remotely use my computer to show me all the 27,000 errors I have. To which I replied, "that's not really that many is it?"

As he was trying to give me the sales pitch I notice he erased by background image. "hey where'd my background go." and then he was like oh it shows my screen, here i'll put yours back. My background image is of a great chopper and I asked him "you like that bike?" to which he replied, "yeah, is it yours?"